{"product_id":"everything-hurts-and-im-dying-beanies","title":"Everything Hurts And I'm Dying Beanies","description":"\u003cdiv class=\"flex flex-col text-sm pb-25\"\u003e\n\u003carticle data-turn=\"assistant\" data-scroll-anchor=\"true\" data-testid=\"conversation-turn-34\" data-turn-id=\"request-WEB:6755844d-f524-44bf-a245-d2a9c9f36663-17\" dir=\"auto\" class=\"text-token-text-primary w-full focus:outline-none [--shadow-height:45px] has-data-writing-block:pointer-events-none has-data-writing-block:-mt-(--shadow-height) has-data-writing-block:pt-(--shadow-height) [\u0026amp;:has([data-writing-block])\u0026gt;*]:pointer-events-auto scroll-mt-[calc(var(--header-height)+min(200px,max(70px,20svh)))]\" tabindex=\"-1\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"text-base my-auto mx-auto pb-10 [--thread-content-margin:--spacing(4)] @w-sm\/main:[--thread-content-margin:--spacing(6)] @w-lg\/main:[--thread-content-margin:--spacing(16)] px-(--thread-content-margin)\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"[--thread-content-max-width:40rem] @w-lg\/main:[--thread-content-max-width:48rem] mx-auto max-w-(--thread-content-max-width) flex-1 group\/turn-messages focus-visible:outline-hidden relative flex w-full min-w-0 flex-col agent-turn\" tabindex=\"-1\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"flex max-w-full flex-col grow\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"min-h-8 text-message relative flex w-full flex-col items-end gap-2 text-start break-words whitespace-normal [.text-message+\u0026amp;]:mt-1\" data-message-model-slug=\"gpt-5-2\" dir=\"auto\" data-message-id=\"fafe219c-befd-4efd-a131-bb3d58bd7844\" data-message-author-role=\"assistant\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"flex w-full flex-col gap-1 empty:hidden first:pt-[1px]\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"markdown prose dark:prose-invert w-full wrap-break-word dark markdown-new-styling\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"399\" data-start=\"291\"\u003eFor a limited time, we are including 2 complimentary decals with every order. Normally these retail for $10!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"882\" data-start=\"401\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eUnique Designs\u003c\/strong\u003e: \u003cstrong\u003eEverything Hurts And I’m Dying Beanies\u003c\/strong\u003e are exclusively designed with bold embroidered lettering that perfectly captures relatable, overdramatic humor. Whether you're surviving winter, recovering from leg day, or just embracing your sarcastic side, this beanie delivers personality with effortless style. Ideal for casual outfits, cold-weather streetwear, or gifting to that friend who always exaggerates (lovingly), this knit hat keeps your look funny and on point.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"1195\" data-start=\"884\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eQuality\u003c\/strong\u003e: Each beanie is crafted from soft, durable knit fabric designed for warmth and comfort. The embroidered text is stitched with precision to maintain its sharp appearance wear after wear. The stretchable cuff provides a snug yet comfortable fit, making it perfect for daily use throughout fall and winter.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"1404\" data-start=\"1197\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePackaged with care\u003c\/strong\u003e: Every order is thoughtfully packaged to maintain the beanie’s shape and embroidery during shipping. Your Everything Hurts And I’m Dying Beanie will arrive fresh, clean, and ready to wear.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"1650\" data-start=\"1406\"\u003eSupport a U.S.-based small business: We’re a small, family-owned business based in Michigan. 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